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there was a night at the Chapel Perilous, again,
 and, again,
it was full of fruit and grammar. we learned things about pesto, the treasures, not obvious, to whom only a select few will be privvy...
i gave my Number to Chance and, Orange Grand-Dad Be Praised,
we were giddy. A #, some code, same code
 juxtaposed, but with similar
accents
 grave.  "Well, I guess I cain't...Do Whut?"  Well, wull, Ah guess ah won't
ah wants
ah won'ts
i have made many attempts to post from the  LastNight- ToNight -Eleventh Night
Calling Sister Midnight
i have been distracted before
managed to get things done but,
tomorrow,
i face the DoktoR.
i face her Test.
i face her with Pink Hair and Red Glitter Barrettes.
I face Her and Her Instruments at Noon;
High Noon. It is a fair distance on the TARC.
Right Here in River City!  Oh, We Got Trouble!
 Best Wishes!  Bon-Bon-Bom-Bom-Bom!
Good Luck with The Eval-
There Will Be A
Settlement
I Have A Lawyer-Friend, and His Name
Is
Valentine.  He Knows What To Send YOU, Fuck-O.
I. I. I. I.
STILL
HAVE To keep moving,
I
stiLL
Halve
TO stretch until it makes you un
com
fort
a
ble
and you are sOOOOO
Flexy!  Were you a Gymnast?
Wow! 
How was that?  Did your Parents make you?
Did they Make you EAT
EGGWHITES?  SALADS in the early 80's
in the LIVING ROOM?don'tforgettobrreathe...ssssmmmmmmhhhhaaaaahhhhhhhhggggkkk
ggggkkkkhhhhccchchckkkchckggggggghhhhghgaccchk....Fonda
fondue
forks
can you tell which?
maybe so
but shut the fuck UP! 
What  ARE  you THINKING?
BEsides
outSIDEs?
It ain't like the
Seventies, Babe
Your Parents
favoured Colonial
Prints and
Despised
Condi...Ha, ha
if only they
new.
I meant,
Knew.
I don't Feel
37.
Not like You.
Not Like
Yew.
And the Marriage
and the marriage
andthemarriagetree
ihavetosleep
tangledinmyfamily'shair
youwear
yourhotel
youuu
wearitwell
you
weaahaairitwell







youown
uglyhats

hard
hard to
wear
i
am
humbled


Posted on 08/11/2005 1:22 AM Visits: 9
dfduck: 08/11/2005 1:35 AM
I was thinking the same thing.
But was afraid to say it.
schvetybetty: 08/11/2005 1:40 AM
liar!
dfduck: 08/11/2005 1:46 AM
No really. I was afraid.
schvetybetty: 08/11/2005 1:59 AM
I was, too,
Until I discovered
what one could do with
fonts.
Fonty-fonty-font.
dfduck: 08/11/2005 2:01 AM
That line in the center does make it a bit difficult to read...
'Least wise for my old eyes.
schvetybetty: 08/11/2005 2:09 AM
i've been astigmatic since the 2nd grade, so i don't wanna hear it from none of you late-glasses-gettin'-mother-fuckers.
at all.
i can't even qualify for lasik or whatever the fuck that is.
shaddup.
dfduck: 08/11/2005 2:41 AM
You're in rare form tonight :>
I was born deaf in one ear and half deaf in the other. (and funny lookin' with huge ears)
I guess we all got somthing fucked up.

I wonder why motherfucker has such bad connotation.
I've fucked a few mothers, there was nothing bad about it.
Ok, maybe this one time.. but all the rest were good.
and she was: 08/11/2005 9:04 AM
Gem.

You are, this is.

Flexy!

Oh betty.

Humbled.

That's me, too.
thequixotic1: 08/11/2005 10:22 AM
I am laughing all over myself.
No no no! No journaling for me!...unless I can strike it all through and post it anyway! I am here to tell you, lady, ain't nobody wanna go up against Ducky in an I'm handicapped-er than you.

...and don't think
I didn't know
that I was rushing out of your sanctuary
without Bobson's
so you could buzz in peace
or take a Chance
my sweet

You humble me always. That's good.
schvetybetty: 08/11/2005 12:11 PM
oh, puhleeze, you just plain old fergot. we, that is, fergot the Bobson's.

ooh, maybe so, but it sure is fun to go up against Ducky...

funksfunkskiss!
dfduck: 08/11/2005 2:14 PM
I don't even know what Bobson's is.
Chance doesn't answer his phone.

up against Ducky.. there's food for thought.
thequixotic1: 08/11/2005 9:25 PM
Well, yeah... I meant the rushing part, not the forgetting part. I don't need no hep forgettin'...stuff.

Now I'm gonna type "up against Ducky" one more time, 'cause it seems clear that someone ought.
dfduck: 08/12/2005 12:20 AM
"up against Ducky"

You might have CRS Disease like me;
..................... Can't Remember Shit
schvetybetty: 08/12/2005 7:54 AM
"up against Ducky"
did you get your special present yet?
paxgitmo: 08/12/2005 7:58 AM
This is a self-generating poem. It keeps pollinating itself.

Which reminds me of what that cabdriver in Rome said to me.

Ahh, I missed this. Rare form, yes. : )
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